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Witzefeuerwerk

Der Witz war in, ist in und wird immer in sein. Ein Witz (Betonung auf „ein“) ist eigentlich ein Witz (Betonung auf „Witz“).

Mehrere Witze sorgen für lustige Stimmung. Und das Witzefeuerwerk? Das ist so was von an-gesagt!

Um zwei Uhr nachts kommt Friedrich vom Weinfest nach Hause
und will gerade die Schlafzimmertür öffnen.

„Bist du`s Friedrich?“ fragt seine Frau schlaftrunken aus dem Bett heraus.
„Ja ich bin`s, dein Liebling ist wieder da.“

„Ist mein Liebling nüchtern oder
hat er wieder zuviel Riesling erwischt?“

„Du kennst doch deinen Liebling.
Natürlich habe ich nicht zuviel getrunken.“

„Dann sag mal laut und deutlich:
Fischers Fritze fischte frische Fische.“

„Na schön“, resigniert der Gatte.
„Dann schlaf ich eben wieder auf der Couch im Wohnzimmer.“

Fragen Sie nicht nach dem Preis. Alleine die Frage ist ein Witz. Und meine Antwort sowieso.

Wo kann das Witzefeuerwerk abgeschossen werden? Die Abschussrampe dafür ist geeignet für

  • Volksfeste
  • Zeltfeste
  • Weinfeste
  • Geburtstagsfeiern
  • Vereinsfeiern

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